Slovenia vs Algeria - 1-0
Someone played in between
Germany played and kicked Australia's ass (sorry ozzies) 4 frickin nil
(didn't Germany kick someone's ass 4-0 on opening day at the last world cup as well?)
damn,blogging bout the frickin matches ain't at all easy at all.
I guess the first 2 games are forgetful,so I ain't bothered about them
But man,the Germany Australia game was great fun to watch.Glad I stayed up to watch it,though it did exhaust me a tad on Monday Blues back-to-work mode.
I did manage to get through the day unscathed though,and quickly cleared up my stuff to go home early to watch the dutch-denmark game (double d game...*snigger*)
I was really looking forward to some Total Football,but alas, the first 20 mins was kinda well, in the wise words of Jorge Valdano, it's a shit on a stick.
Since I was exhausted from the German Ozzie game,I pretty much fell asleep only to awake the next morning.Bleh
So I missed the rest of the match, and the jap cameroon one as well!!
sonofa!
Anyhow,the dutch beat denmark courtesy of some REALLLY good luck (and poor defending for the first)
Pinball heading defending for the first own goal of the tournament, and then Dirk Kuyt being in the right place at the right time to stab home the "off-the-post" rebound from Ryan Babel.
Japs beat the Ozzies 1-0,which at least gave corporate Japan something else to think about other than being fat (check the link below!)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1hqHo6lyUU
The Italians boredrawed their way with Paraguay
Welp,that's it for day 4 that I didn't catch much of
Next post!
Wednesday, June 16, 2010
Sunday, June 13, 2010
World Cup,day 2
Day 2
Korea V Greece - 2-0 Win!
Argentina V Nigeria - 1-0 Win!
England V USA - 1-1 ...draw.......
I didn't watch the 2nd half of the France Uruguay Match.
Thank God I didn't wake myself up for that after I checked the scores online
Nil frickin Nil-What a snoozefest!
The first half was a real bore to begin with,can't comment much coz I pretty much was half asleep most of the time.
Aaanyways,I wake up in the afternoon to the call of me college friend Mr. Putt putt(nickname)
Why he call?Well,we're going to Sepang Gold Coast today to hang out and have some food!
Sepang Gold Coast is actually a beach,and yes,there is another beach in KL/Selangor that is not named Port Dickson!
Now this place is like the middle of nowhere,and we went through quite a few kampungs and small towns,small roads,past LOTSA Sime Darby land (guess what they plant there!)
We even passed a cemetary...spooky...
So we arrived at the beach,and they actually have a cool looking resort with chalets on the sea(like Legend Water Homes) but it's way further out than LWH. I gotta see if my travel agent friend has got some deals on the chalet furthest out there.
Aanyways,here's some pics I stole from Soccernet,courtesy of GettyImages
Korea V Greece - 2-0 Win!
Argentina V Nigeria - 1-0 Win!
England V USA - 1-1 ...draw.......
I didn't watch the 2nd half of the France Uruguay Match.
Thank God I didn't wake myself up for that after I checked the scores online
Nil frickin Nil-What a snoozefest!
The first half was a real bore to begin with,can't comment much coz I pretty much was half asleep most of the time.
Aaanyways,I wake up in the afternoon to the call of me college friend Mr. Putt putt(nickname)
Why he call?Well,we're going to Sepang Gold Coast today to hang out and have some food!
Sepang Gold Coast is actually a beach,and yes,there is another beach in KL/Selangor that is not named Port Dickson!
Now this place is like the middle of nowhere,and we went through quite a few kampungs and small towns,small roads,past LOTSA Sime Darby land (guess what they plant there!)
We even passed a cemetary...spooky...
So we arrived at the beach,and they actually have a cool looking resort with chalets on the sea(like Legend Water Homes) but it's way further out than LWH. I gotta see if my travel agent friend has got some deals on the chalet furthest out there.
Aanyways,here's some pics I stole from Soccernet,courtesy of GettyImages
Winner!
f!@#*!@#&^*ggg NOOOOB!
Heinze, not just good tomato and barbecue sauce (he's somewhere in the mob,i think)
Saturday, June 12, 2010
Talking World Cup,What Else
Get a load of World Cup Coverage freshly peeled from the perspective of Everyone's Favourite Banana!
First Match
South Africa (Hosts) vs Mexico (lacking midfielders,apparently)
I gotta say,learning the names of the SA players was quite cool,and their Goalscorer,Tshabalala,reminds me very much of...
Balalala la bamba!balalala la bamba!
Tshabalala,not doing the La Bamba.(picture courtesy of Omar Torres/Getty Images)
However,his celebration was definately rehearsed with his teammates when they gathered near the corner flag:
Tshabalala: Hey my good chaps.If I score, let us mimic a bus driver eh?
Teammates: Which way do we turn the wheel?
Tshabalala:I think we make a right turn. RIGHT TURN GEDDIT?
Teammates:AWWWRIIIGHHTTT DAWWWWGGG!
*whole team chortles
*Pareirra not amused
*note,this is purely assumption,but I may not be far off.
In short,Mexico started brightly,both slightly tepid in the middle.However it picked up and the game started to open up as defences got sloppy and a 1 goal apiece was conceded.Fair enough for both teams I'd say,and SA coulda even won it in the end!
Backtracking a little,
Actually,when I went to Great Eastern to get me a bag of chips,I struck up a conversation with the guy waiting for his stuff to be tallied in front of me.He's from Turkey,and says he'll just watch it for fun.
The amazing thing was,I told him it'd be a draw(It turned out to be true!)and now I bet he's at home thinking,"Damn,I shoulda listened to the chinese guy.He sure knows a thing or 2 about football!"
Anyhow,it's time for France V Uruguay!
Lets hope for a kickass time!
First Match
South Africa (Hosts) vs Mexico (lacking midfielders,apparently)
I gotta say,learning the names of the SA players was quite cool,and their Goalscorer,Tshabalala,reminds me very much of...
Balalala la bamba!balalala la bamba!
Tshabalala,not doing the La Bamba.(picture courtesy of Omar Torres/Getty Images)
However,his celebration was definately rehearsed with his teammates when they gathered near the corner flag:
Tshabalala: Hey my good chaps.If I score, let us mimic a bus driver eh?
Teammates: Which way do we turn the wheel?
Tshabalala:I think we make a right turn. RIGHT TURN GEDDIT?
Teammates:AWWWRIIIGHHTTT DAWWWWGGG!
*whole team chortles
*Pareirra not amused
*note,this is purely assumption,but I may not be far off.
In short,Mexico started brightly,both slightly tepid in the middle.However it picked up and the game started to open up as defences got sloppy and a 1 goal apiece was conceded.Fair enough for both teams I'd say,and SA coulda even won it in the end!
Backtracking a little,
Actually,when I went to Great Eastern to get me a bag of chips,I struck up a conversation with the guy waiting for his stuff to be tallied in front of me.He's from Turkey,and says he'll just watch it for fun.
The amazing thing was,I told him it'd be a draw(It turned out to be true!)and now I bet he's at home thinking,"Damn,I shoulda listened to the chinese guy.He sure knows a thing or 2 about football!"
Anyhow,it's time for France V Uruguay!
Lets hope for a kickass time!
Thursday, June 10, 2010
Only in New York,I think
I'm Also a Black Belt in Tae Kwon Cookie-dough
Thin girl #1, in front of ice cream fridge: Oh no, I shouldn't get any. I'm fat enough already.
Thin girl #2: Bitch, do not say stupid shit like that. You look fine.
Thin girl #1: No, you don't get it! I only look skinny. I have no muscle definition at all, it's all fat. I'm marbled. It's a trick.
Thin girl #2: So you're like... A stealth fatty?
Thin girl #1: I'm a chub ninja. I walk amongst skinny people undetected.
--Whole Foods, Union Square
Thin girl #2: Bitch, do not say stupid shit like that. You look fine.
Thin girl #1: No, you don't get it! I only look skinny. I have no muscle definition at all, it's all fat. I'm marbled. It's a trick.
Thin girl #2: So you're like... A stealth fatty?
Thin girl #1: I'm a chub ninja. I walk amongst skinny people undetected.
--Whole Foods, Union Square
ahahahahaa.
Was browsing around this website:
http://www.overheardinnewyork.comsome hilarious stuff there.some not quite so believable,but some i'm pretty sure did happen,like the above
Wednesday, June 9, 2010
Streamsucksx but can access blogspot
Like,what the hell man
Why can't I connect to Facebook and it's games and a whole host of other websites I frequent like onemanga.com,soccernet.com etc?
Is it banned already?
However,I can access blogspot stuff mostly
Came across this random blogger and guess what!He blogs about the good ol' haw flakes us malaysians all know and love!
It's quite nice to see asian foods getting covered by a gwailou,and their thoughts on it.
Check out the guy's post below and other stuff he blogs about(though maybe not so interesting)
Milk in the morning
Ugh...god,please don't make my tummy rumble during the morning rush hour just coz I drank a glass of milk in the morning
seriously not funny
However,this is:
Yeap,that's why Catholics all over the world idolize the dude.He's a legendary rocker
seriously not funny
However,this is:
Yeap,that's why Catholics all over the world idolize the dude.He's a legendary rocker
Tuesday, June 8, 2010
Baconnaise!
I know I like bacon,I know you like bacon,I know you know I know you and I like bacon
I know I like mayo,I know you like mayo,I know you know I know you and I like mayo
What better way to enjoy the best of BOTH worlds than with BACONNAISE!(The name is so simple,yet so majestic)
The genius who thought this up deserves the Nobel Peace prize,for I can forsee people rejoicing in the streets,hugging each other and forgetting all hate and all selfishness,for there is now bacon and mayo in spreadable goodness.
The people celebrate
Baconnaise has just replaced the dog as man's best friend.
Just imagine,you can put it in sandwiches,on bacon,on eggs,on toast,on burgers,on fries...the list is endless
http://www.incrediblethings.com/home/baconnaise/
And one more for good measure:
Even lambs are frolicking for Baconnaise (coz they don't know better.I'm sure lamb chops and Baconnaise tastes real good)
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