Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Quotes of the day

I really have to hand it to my colleague to supply a few quotes of a section I'd like to start up

He's really full of crap,and he supplied me with these beauties today:

1)When asked to buy me lunch at Pepper Lunch (coz he lost a bet)
"Dude,I'm already broke. Do you want me to be broken?"

2)When I randomly sang a song at the carpark
(looks at me) "Dude,I might get so stunned that I'll slam you in the face man. You're so random, I can be random too."

3)When commenting that he's really full of shit
"Dude,I'm not full of shit, it's just that I didn't flush"

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